Thirteen Pines Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid
$30.00
Thirteen Pines Water Bottle – Because Hydration Is Harder Than Feeling Your Emotions
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
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Thirteen Pines Water Bottle – Because Hydration Is Harder Than Feeling Your Emotions
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Thirteen Pines Water Bottle – Because Hydration Is Harder Than Feeling Your Emotions
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
You know you should drink more water, but let’s be real—you forget until your lips feel like the back of a dead dingoes donger. Enter this Thirteen Pines "Dedicated to Depth" Water Bottle, here to judge you silently while keeping your H₂O ice-cold and your excuses non-existent.
Made from stainless steel and pure determination, this bottle keeps drinks cold longer than your willpower to avoid snacks. Perfect for the gym, work, hikes, or just sitting on your desk while you continue to ignore it. Plus, the sleek design makes you look like someone who has their life together… even if you don’t. But for real. Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.